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LA TIMES</h3> <br> <p>One of the most sought-after corporate and special event comedians in the country, Dick Hardwick has recently returned from his 2nd Around the World Tour with Lee Greenwood & the New England Patriot Cheerleaders for the United States Air Force Reserve. He has also been making his mark on the public by appearing in concert with the legendary Johnny Mathis and Reba McEntire. Dick is comfortable moderating a corporate awards banquet or serving as host of an outdoor concert at Atlanta Motor Speedway with 250,000 attendees. His quick wit and "off-the-wall sense of humor" has served him well as a guest on Jeff Foxworthy's syndicated radio show and numerous television appearances. Hardwick's strong audience reaction is a testament to his ability to know what works each and every time he hits the stage& and make you - the buyer - the hero! <br><br> The Convention and Visitors Bureau for both Las Vegas and Reno have used Dick multiple times as their traveling host for sales promotion trips. Clients as varied as the PROMOTIONAL PRODUCTS ASSN., STATE FARM, MERCK, AT&T, COKE, KFC, GILLETTE, BRIDGESTONE/FIRESTONE and The Republican National Committee all celebrate Dick's ability to entertain with big laughs while never using any offensive language or four-letter words. <br><br>Dick incorporates a variety of music into his stand up act and as the former drummer for the Beverly Hills Unlisted Jazz Band he does a comedy drum routine that wins him many accolades. <br><br>An avid golfer, hunter & fisherman Dick appears at many celebrity tournaments and received standing ovations at the Senior Tour Championship in Oklahoma City and the John Elway Classic in Denver. He has repeat appearances at Greg Norman's Shark Shoot Out, Michael Bolton s Charity Classic and Jeff Foxworthy s Duke Children s Hospital Classic. <br><br>Dick recently hosted birthday parties for General Chuck Yeager and for Michael Pulitzer. <br><br><strong>What clients are saying& </strong> <br><br>'You re my new favorite comedian" - Larry The Cable Guy<br> "I love his sense of humor and his ability to make the audience laugh with out taking the low road by resorting to X-rated humor" -- Reba McEntire <br><br>  You hit a home run as the host/emcee for our general sessions and awards dinner. Fantastic response with our attendees!" - Jeff Hurt, Promotional Products Assn. Int. <br><br> We can t believe we laughed so hard, tears were coming down our cheeks and he didn t use any four letter words!" - Regular Comment from every client <br><br>"The laughs came almost immediately and didn't stop until the next morning at checkout!" - Debbie Montagna, MERCK <br><br>"You did exactly what I was hoping you would do...you grabbed them and had them falling off their chairs!" - Michael Bolton (the singer) <br><br>"Dick Hardwick is the best comedian/entertainer out there!" 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