Step right up...to the most sense-confounding illusion spectacular known to man!

Good evening and welcome, young and old, ladies and gentlemen...suckers and skeptics. You know who you are. You've come to the right place. Because on this very stage, we've gathered up all the mysterious wonders of the world, tied them up with a neat little ribbon into a veritable carnival of illusion.

Take a trip into the Tunnel of Love, if you dare. Because here love is a mystery. A secret. Something you never expected. Or, the House of Horrors. Those of you who are weak of heart...turn back now, or risk the consequences!
Or the Secret Lair of Professor Fu Ling Yu, where the most profound oriental mysteries have been collected in one colossal temple of illusion. Incredible. Impossible. Indescribable!

Of course there will be the usual menagerie of exotic creatures...some with four legs, some with two. And those Masters of Magic themselves, 'Magicians of the Year' Kalin & Jinger! In fact, they're only seconds away...seconds away that is...if you believe what you're about to see!